Jokes: Some interesting jokes for Valentines Day

Jokes:  Some interesting jokes for Valentines Day

Jokes – 1  In the first part of Valentine's day, in the night, the boyfriend-

Lover: Believe me, I love you only.

Unbelievable voice in the middle ...

Do you really say? So tell me, Who am I?

Lover: Yeh means you did not know from unknown number, so I can not recognize. So do not be angry again, please, your neck is known for my age.

Jokes - 2 Wives: Listen, let's talk about Valentine's Day, from today you will love my relatives. Husband: Of course. Look, in fact I love your mother-in-law more than my mother-in-law.

Jokes - 3 Returns home sadly on Valentine's Day Rhanda, the second year student of history. Big sister said, why are you upset? I know today my sister boy is atheist. How do you understand He does not believe in God. Listen, what's wrong with that? You understand that you marry him and you will not have any way to believe in God after marriage.

Jakes-4 on Love Day, two young men and women Young: Once a boy offered a kiss to me. I was almost unconscious. Young: Then dropped! Young: mean ?? Young: Not that I was planning to propose that if you did it, you would have been killed.

Jakes-5 came to a classical class in Valentine's class and gave one of his students offset letters on Valentine's Day: - Today is Valentine's Day. So today I will not lecture! Write the name of the person you like on paper given to you !!! . . . . . . Within 30 seconds all the boys submitted the paper! . . . . . . After 20 minutes, the girls started saying one thing: Extra Pages Please ..... !!!!

Jokes - 6 When asked for definitions of love, student: The full meaning of love is to do good or bad thinking by appearing low-liza, or jumping into the sea with lime in the face of the parents.

Mathematics teachers: whose length, breadth and thickness are not just depth, it is called love. Doctor: Love is the name of a disease that destroys sleep, reduces hunger, increases thinking.

Police: Love is a prison where hearts of prisoners play. Poet: Love means bored.

Politician: Love is a park, a plant, a Chinese seminar and a speech.
Beggar: Love is one of the minds of others, and the other person is scared. Coolies: Love means to carry one another's happiness and sorrow.

In general, love is quality-oriented and some emotional stance is drawn.
Vendor: Love is heart-selling. Landlord: Love means two beds, baths, drawings and a beautiful verandah. 

Failure lover: Love is not something I say, love means empty.